I wish that never happened!Ever got that moment you curse your stupidity? TIFU on a trampoline, it was …. Or an ex you just couldn't get over with? Or the loss of someone or something becomes too painful to live with? Annoying in-laws? A kid you don't want to have? Regretful one-night-stand? Scary moments from childhood?
Now, whether it's pain or embarrassment, stupid or fear, they can all be gone from your mind with MemoryPoof®, a cutting-edge and breakthrough technology and product on human brains. They will all be disappeared in a split of second, just like a snap of fingers, poof, all gone and done and fixed. You won't remember a thing, what thing?
You will never know how you get those scares and think you are one of them who are abducted by aliens! You will never know that you have dated that guy until you find his clothes and stuff in your apartment, then you call the cops. You will never know the stranger in photos! You will never know your in-laws are annoyed until the dinner! You will never know that you have a long lost child until a 30-something enters your house! You will never know why that girl keeps smiling with you at coffee shop and why she knows your name. You will never know dogs like to bite you!
Order your MemoryPoof® today for just $244.49 with free overnight shipping.
- International order may not be placed due to regulations of countries.
- MemoryPoof are not responsible in any way for any damages if users fail to the 1337-page manual, under rarest cases, users may experience dizzy, headache, or confusion if misused, in a few extreme cases, users may result with personal mental disorders, creating multiple personality, changes of personality, permanent amnesia on non-targeted memory, and/or severe delusion.
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